I will tell you about it because I am here

and you are distant.

here is a list of things that i will tell you about in this book. theres no use saving it until later. i might as well tell you now where you're at-
1: iDEATH. (a good place)
2: Charley. (my friend)
3: The tigers and how they lived and how beautiful they were and how they died and and how they talked to me while they ate my parents, and how i talked back to them and how they stopped eating my parents, though it did not help my parents any, nothing could help them by then, and we talked for a long time and one of the tigers helped me with my arithmetic, then they told me to go away while they finished eating my parents, and i went away. I returned later to burn the shack down. Thats what we did in those days.