here is a list of things that i will tell you about in this book. theres no use saving it until later. i might as well tell you now where you're at- 1: iDEATH. (a good place) 2: Charley. (my friend) 3: The tigers and how they lived and how beautiful they were and how they died and and how they talked to me while they ate my parents, and how i talked back to them and how they stopped eating my parents, though it did not help my parents any, nothing could help them by then, and we talked for a long time and one of the tigers helped me with my arithmetic, then they told me to go away while they finished eating my parents, and i went away. I returned later to burn the shack down. Thats what we did in those days.